/ds/phacking
P-Hacking (Satire)
We ran 1000 regressions on Rin's career. We found 47 significant results. Here are the 3 we're publishing.
Result 1 (p=0.032)
Coffee consumption correlates with project completion rate.
Result 2 (p=0.047)
Python proficiency predicts government employment.
Result 3 (p=0.021)
Adelaide timezone associated with strategic thinking at midnight.
* This is satire. Don't p-hack. Pre-register your hypotheses.